silencepond asked: Hello there! Maria from the Fandom Games here! As a Host of the Games, I'm here to ask you, the tribute, to reveal a bit about your life. You are a tribute now, everyone is watching and wanting to learn about your magnificence. Please tell me a bit about yourself: Your name, hobbies, talents, favorite part about being a tribute for your fandom, and what you plan to do to win. Just tag my partner, angelicmoose, with the answers, I'll be sure to find you ;) May the odds be in your favor!

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Good evening Maria, and thank you for your welcome. My name is Joanne, and I bear it with pride, for I am a tribute of District Six, which means I will be representing the famously most sold series of books and most successful cinematic franchise of all time,

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Yes. I’m very proud of these facts.

How do I feel about the Games? Well Maria I feel, pardon my trivial tumblr speech, I feel offended. Offended that Harry Potter was selected to be District Six, while it clearly should have been District One. In fact I have already decided to make an act of revolt against that decision, by founding the A.C.N.E., the Association against the Corruption of Nearly Everyone on this website. What a shame, Maria. Rest assured my father will hear about this.

My hobbies include drinking the tea my House Elf made me while reading the Daily Prophet and sending owls of reclamation to the Ministry of Magic about their ridiculous policy. Do I possess any talent? I will confess this to you, Maria: hella. I am, as the saying goes, hella gifted. I was notably the best of my class in Astronomy during my days at Hogwarts. Ah! those were the times, the stars shone so bright. But I digress. I shall get rid of my opponents the way I always did: with magic, and majesty.

Thank you, and good night.

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So hey! This was obviously a joke. (Probably not that funny but I just couldn’t resist ^.^) I’m really actually super duper excited about the Games!!!! My hobbies would be all things art, drawing, making edits, photography, theatre, stuff like that. (I don’t think i’m super talented in any of that but eh.) How do I plan to win? Frick, i have no idea! Right now I’m just really enjoying having such nice messages in my ask box. (Guys, this is a competition, you can’t be all so cool, how am i supposed to want to beat you jesus.) And also, most importantly: THANK YOU, PEOPLE WHO ORGANIZE THE THING. You are amazing. I love you.

(exit stage pondsie)

Here’s a little bit about the First Tribute from District 6, Harry Potter.

Introducing Joanne (pondsie)

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